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()No matter how you reblog it
Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.
From Life in Cold Blood
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.
BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD.
SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE. KILIMANJARO? BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES? BEEN AND DONE. FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP. NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.
a thing i made a while ago!
a crossover of Homestuck and RWBY hehehhehe.
if you don’t know what RWBY is, check it out here. The animation is amazing.
John is based on Ruby, and his hammer is able to shoot airwaves and shit
Dave is based on Weiss, and his sword can obviously do timey wimey magic
Rose is based on Blake, and she dual wields her wand which she can launch them and retrieve it by pulling on the strings attached to them
And Jade is based on Yang. Her gauntlet is also able to shoot bullets (but the mechanism is more similar to assault rifles instead of shotgun)
yeah that’s all uwu
Slight update to the desktops I made before. It turns out imgur uses some image compression that brings down the quality of the files. As such, all files have been uploaded to a Google Drive folder, which can be accessed here.
Time for the win!
man, that was the most douchiest thing i could’ve said